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Teacher: Rajinikanth film What do you learn from 'robot'? 😊 😊 . . Students: That's the only girl Not just the machine Can even spoil the brain! 😂 😂

😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😝 Owner of Idea At that time on my mother Got rushed When he touched his mother's feet And his mother said: Jug-jug #jio my red 😜😂😂😂😂😝😝😝 😜😜

* Really Very Nice * ---------------------------------- Who wished Never found Which found never thought, Who thought Never got Who got Lax did not come, Who lost He remembers Who found on Not handled, Why The strange puzzle is life, Whom No one can get settled ... in life Have to compromise So there is no big deal, Because, Bends the same In which life happens, Strangely Murada is identified. Live life There are two ways! First: Who likes Learn how to achieve it! Second: What is achieved Learn to like it! Live life Not easy; Without struggle No one is great. life Teaches a lot; Ever laughs So sometimes it rises; But who are happy at all times; Life ahead of them The head bends. Laughing face Steal every gum; Say a lot Do not hide anything; Never yourself But celebrate everyone; Is the secret of this life Just go live "Passed life  Never remember What is written in the fate Do not report it ... Whatever will happen, it will remain, You tomorrow Its to

Never call your girlfriends because Many people sit down and dump them For the

❗❗ (before and today) ❗❗ Just read it .......... G 👪 Earlier, people used to wake up for morning worship. 👉 And for the office today 🙇 The first people used to read Ramayan in the morning. 👉 And today's message 🙇 Earlier people used to work for charity and religion. 👉And for the money today 🙇 Previously people used to pray for bhajan-devotion. 👉 And for the movie and music today. 🙇 First ladies were the beauty of the house. 👉 And today's market. 😔 The first children used to obey the parents. 👉And today the parents of the children We have to change ourselves today. Be sure to sand one before deleting. The person changes the house 🏡. 👔 Fabric changes. 🚶🏃👫 Connection changes. 👬 Friends changes. Still why bother ?? 😨 Why does not he change himself ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, त Make a habit of taking the name of Lord at all times in the day ;,,,,,,  😨🙇 Just think of what you call the call you are listening for the last time ,,,,,,, .....   Do you know

Hello Janu! Where are you ? Girl (in slow voice) in John, * in HOTEL * Dinner with my parents, Go home and talk. Good running does not seem to fly much longer, Eat the food where you sit down in the reservoir I have not been * behind you in the same store. Serving in the line ... * and listening ... * * Bundi * So it is ok to say ... * (With big hotels) * 😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

❗❗ (before and today) ❗❗ Just read it .......... G 👪 Earlier, people used to wake up for morning worship. 👉 And for the office today 🙇 The first people used to read Ramayan in the morning. 👉 And today's message 🙇 Earlier people used to work for charity and religion. 👉And for the money today 🙇 Previously people used to pray for bhajan-devotion. 👉 And for the movie and music today. 🙇 First ladies were the beauty of the house. 👉 And today's market. 😔 The first children used to obey the parents. 👉And today the parents of the children We have to change ourselves today. Be sure to sand one before deleting. The person changes the house 🏡. 👔 Fabric changes. 🚶🏃👫 Connection changes. 👬 Friends changes. Still why bother ?? 😨 Why does not he change himself ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, त Make a habit of taking the name of Lord at all times in the day ;,,,,,,  😨🙇 Just think of what you call the call you are listening for the last time ,,,,,,, .....   Do you kno

➕doctor marriage should be something like this Launch of the doctor's wedding? Go to the ambulance And Be in a hospital X-ray instead of photo Glucose or ors replace guests with cold drinks Vitamin c pill in food Stethoscope And Have fun then When the doctor calls the bride after marriage .......... Sister .....! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😄😄

X, A friend bought a new mobile .. !! * Ravi *: See, I bought a new mobile .. !! * Raj *: Wow .. What's the matter, Today party will have to give me ..! If the party will give me a _Gift_ double ..! * Ravi *: _OK_ walks okay tonight To ~ Hotel ~ in my party .. (Night is found in both ~ Hotel ~) * Raj *: Oh man you are so poor, one-one Buying mobile by collecting rupees and now How to arrange the party ..? * Ravi *: Mobile for the party sold. If you tell me to give it to you, then ...! * Raj *: I knew you were just like that Will ... Selling mobile I bought back from the same Bring it ... take it from me _GIFT_ Moral: "Friends, not friends but friends I must have life "        ,,,,,,,,,,, * I * ,,,,,,    ,,,,,,,,,,,, * LOVE * ,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, * YOU * ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, * MY * ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, * * ALL * ,,,,,,,,,,, FRIENDS * ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, What girls hit it off , Which leaves the moment, Friendship is to be done

.all new If it is not new, then I will send it back. From the heart. It's a matter of time that Gupta, one Baneey went to the wedding here. . The wedding pandal was very big and had to go in There were 2 doors for it. . One was a relative on the door, the friend had written on the other. . Guptaji, with big buddy friends with friends went. Again there were 2 doors, The woman on one, wrote the man on the other. . Guptaji went inside with a man's door. There were also 2 doors and, Giving a gift to one, On the other had written without a gift. . Every time Gupta has his There was great fun going inside the door of the will | He had seen such arrangements for the first time. . Guptaji with no-gift doors Went in. . When I went inside, Gupta was out Were standing in the street And he wrote ... shame does not come may have been, Become Marriage and Free Will eat roti ??? . Go out and eat the air. : D😬😜: D😄😅😂😬

I am not laughing too ... !! 😃 😃😃 😃😃😃 😃😃😃😃 😃😃😃😃😃 😃😃😃😃😃😃 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 A boy drinking alcohol at night He came and fell asleep to Bhagwan. Going up, he asked for life again, Lord Agreed but sent him back as 🐓 chicken ..! 😇😜 As soon as he returned to the hen The boy came up with an egg, and looked at the egg Only his senses flew ..! His egg was gold, 😁😇 In joy he insisted that another egg, 😁😇 See, he was also sleeping.😇😜 Now like the boy happily Just emphasize to give the third egg Only someone on her head covered the scourge ..! Now when the boys are eyebrows The room saw that his 🙅😁😜 Mummy was screaming with her broom .... ? Go up the fucker !!!!!! 😇😜 on the bed "Titti Pe Tatti" Being done "😀😀😀😀😀😇😜  💥💥💥  ♣ ♦ 😜😎😜 ♠ ♥ 👊

When the daughter is in the house of her father, the "queen" lives on. The first time goes to the in-laws, "Lakshmi", which goes on. And in the in-laws' work, "Bai" becomes, In this way the girls become "Rani-Lakshmi-Bai" ... !!! And then, without understanding the husband as an Englishman, so much trouble with the sword that  😝😝😝😝💃💃💃 Poor that husband, not English, but also "English" 🍷🍹 😜😜😜😜😜😜 starts

In service                               Honorable Prime Minister Narendra Modi                Indian government                         Subject: Prayer letter for information about atrocities in private job !! Sir                         The civil request is as follows. That we give 6,000 to 8,000 every month for jobs in any private company, private school or any shop, and we take 10 to 12 hours of work and the same government job peer gets up to 45,000 every month and also 8 hours Duty.   Hon'ble Prime Minister, we do not say that, we also give 8 hours of duty. Give us 12 hours of duty. Honorable Prime Minister is requesting you   Let us have enough income in which our 2 children can study in school. We could also eat well 2 times. If there is a sick person in the family, then he may also get medicine And we also have 10 years of job after one Can be able to take 100 yards apart. A peon that takes a government job takes 5 years. Now tell me how can all this be done in 8,000,

From husband wife: o Beauvakoot woman tell me how many times you have started making mobile roti while making roti. Do not add salt in chilli or chilli ... ............................................... wife by husband : Abe Oya Kejriwal's aulad, how many times do you tell me that by running the mobile phone while eating the bread ...... drowning in the water of the bread is being dipped ... the pulse is on the side !!! !! 😂😂😂

The cost of a cylinder of Rs. 720, deposited back in Indian bank with Rs. 150, That is, 720- 150 = 570 rupees Earlier, we got a cylinder of Rs 418, That means a loss of Rs 152. Now it is to know that the money I got was back to me. Then where did the money of subsidy go, rather I have to pay more money than before. What is this math ...? The whole country is thinking that it is getting subsidy money, but we are getting our money only. Issue Number: -02 How is the price of petrol in the country, its complete process is as follows: - The current price of crude oil = $ 50 per bracket (Where, $ 1 = 63 / - And 1 berl = 159 liters) I.e., $ 50 = Rs.3150 / - 1 liter crude oil buys India (3150/159) = 19.80 rupees Crude oil to make 1 liter gasoline - 0.96 liters @ 19.80 / - = 19.00 / - Now there is a fixed price for making one liter of petrol out of crude oil 6 rupees (by adding transportation). I.e., 19.00 rupees + fixed price, 6 rupees = 25.00 rupees one liter petro

A woman from the village is fast approaching the bus Hand stopped . The driver suddenly broke and asked- Where to go 😳 😳 . Woman quote is not anywhere .... baby cry It's been just a couple of times ... 😜 😜

➕doctor marriage should be something like this Launch of the doctor's wedding? Go to the ambulance And Be in a hospital X-ray instead of photo Glucose or ors replace guests with cold drinks Vitamin c pill in food Stethoscope And Have fun then When the doctor calls the bride after marriage .......... Sister .....! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😄😄

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pati vhiskee ka ek glaas banaata hai aur patnee se kahata hai.. lo pio ise. patnee vhiskee chakhatee hai. phir kahatee hain.. chhee‍…. chhee, kitanee kadavee hai. pati- aur too sochatee hai ki.. main roj ayyaashee karata hoon. zahar ke ghoont peeta hoon zahar ke.. 😜😜😄😍😭😍😂😜😀😂😃😂😀

aaj bahut dino baad puraane mahaboob se baat huee, usane poochha......kaise ho? hamane kaha..... aankhon me chubhan, dil mein jalan, saansen bhee hain kuchh thamee thamee see, hai sab taraph dhuaan dhuaan, usane kaha ..... abhee tak ishk mein ho ? hamane kaha......nahee dillee mein ।।।

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